Funny things clients say or ask for.. Part I:

- "Doc, can I get some of that long acting penicillin - you know, for laminitis?"

- "Can I get a blood test for the cancer that my horse has? - he has spots on his back"

- `"Doc, my little puppy just developed overnight 8 evenly spaced bumps on her belly. What kind of cream should I put on them to go away?"

- ( 2am emergency call:)
Client: "Doc, my dog is dying - I need to bring her in right now."
Me (mostly still sleepy): "OK, what's she doing?"
Client: "Breathing with her mouth open and she won't wag her tail."
Fast forward 45 minutes to examining dog...
Dog is panting (Normal), seems absolutely healthy/normal with fleas and tapeworms coming out
Client: "Well, since we're here, can you vaccinate her too"
Me: "????? - No!"

- Horse owner: "So can you give me a calender date when my horse will be better?" (Lamintis with rotation being treated with wooden shoes)